IT'S REX MANNING DAY!

It's been an estimated 11ty Billion years since I've cared enough to watch a tv show as it aired, and I am fully enjoying this flashback to my misspent media-fan youth.  I've got beer and hummus!  I have figured out how to turn Dr. Roku's Magnificent Videotronic Machine back into a television!  Let's go, I'm ready!

Two hours and twenty minutes, you say?  Oh, broadcast television, you magnificent bastard.