sometimes he'll twitch for no reason, it's just a twitch but it's part of his style

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This is the kind of thing that the people around me discover. If you, gentle reader, were to google ray kowalski cock -- not that I'm saying you *would* do that, or question your motives for doing so in any way -- but if you *were* to do that, the first two links to appear would be stories of mine.

It's like a legacy, in a way. And I am much amused by it. Almost as amused as I am by the fact that both of them are Ray/Ray stories. People who google ray kowalski cock will totally get a mistaken impression of the general state of Due South porn!

And now that I've said this, you may feel like you have to go straight to google and see for yourself. Feel free! But, uh, if you want to actually read either of those two stories, then please, for your own sake, skip the first one (which was really just a random scene I tossed out from a big crossover project that I never actually wrote, ergo doesn't make all that much sense) and read the second, which is "Desert Rain" -- by far my favorite of my own dS stories. Well, that and "Sibylla te theleis." But that one doesn't have any cock in it, which makes it off-topic for today.

(P.S. I'm only the second and third links to pop up if you google Ronon Dex cock. Could I bump myself higher if I wrote a porny Ronon/Kowalski crossover, d'you think?)

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Almost as amused as I am by the fact that both of them are Ray/Ray stories. People who google ray kowalski cock will totally get a mistaken impression of the general state of Due South porn!

Hee, you know, as the person who, uh, first decided there was a need to share those google results, I was surprised by the Ray/Ray dominance, and then realized it kind of made perfect sense -- because, hey, most Ray/Ray stories do have one guy consistently referred to as Ray and one guy referred to by his last name alone. F/K porn doesn't necessarily need the word Kowalski to come up all that often.

Fraser POV threesome fic could have both Ray Vecchio and Ray Kowalski referred to by their first names, I suppose, but that's rather a lot less common than Ray/Ray.

[aerye.livejournal.com]

I can't help but be delighted by this.

[hth-the-first.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was *you!* Hee. Mary just out of nowhere yesterday said, "Did you know if you google Ray Kowalski cock, the first two things up are your stories?" and I blinked for a minute and then said, "You googled Ray Kowalski cock?" and she was all, *handwave* "No, it came up on my friendslist." And we had a moment of silence over the inscrutable ways of livejournal. *g*

I hadn't thought about "Kowalski" being a more common word in Ray/Ray stories, but duh, obviously it would be. That clears that much up, at least.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Fraser POV threesome fic could have both Ray Vecchio and Ray Kowalski referred to by their first names, I suppose, but that's rather a lot less common than Ray/Ray.

I have done this, and it was an interesting exercise, to make it clear to the reader who was being referred to, without seeming weird or artificial.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Could I bump myself higher if I wrote a porny Ronon/Kowalski crossover, d'you think?

You would certainly bump yourself higher in my estimation, oh yes indeedy.

[stungunbilly.livejournal.com]

Desert Rain was so beautiful.
The world would be a better place with a Ronon/Kowalski story in it.

[namastenancy.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I can let any more time pass without googing that magic phrase. The things that I learn on LJ. Amazing! Plus, great stories.

[indywind]

You could make my head explode and possibly pimp me into a new fandom. (I don't yet SGA.)

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

I was writing a little bit of stream-of-consciousness ficlet the other day in which both characters had not just the same given names, but the same surnames as well (i.e. Jack Harkness). I gave up.

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

Hear hear. It breaks my brain, but I want to read it anyway.