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I posted my self-indulgent response to the AfterEllen.com 100 sexiest women a few days ago, and finally the guys at AfterElton (and they say the gay men are always the fashion-forward ones!) have finished putting together their own version.
So what the hell. Same rules -- I bolded not the ones that I find fascinating or awesome or charming or talented, but just the ones I would really, really like to fuck.
100. Zach Braff
99. Seth Green
98. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
97. James Purefoy
96. Darryl Stephens
95. Sufjan Stevens
94. Cillian Murphy
93. Tom Ford
92. George Clooney
91. Ben Browder
90. Jeremy Bloom
89. Billy Campbell
88. Brady Quinn
87. Jesse L. Martin
86. Peter Paige
85. Jesse Bradford
84. John Amaechi
83. Peter Sarsgaard
82. Adrian Pasdar
81. B.D. Wong
80. Enrique Iglesias
79. Ewan McGregor
78. John Krasinski
77. Jay Hernandez
76. Matt Damon
75. Jake Shears
74. Timothy Olyphant
73. Alexandre Despatie
72. Wilson Cruz
71. Cristiano Ronaldo
70. Kevin Zegers
69. Thomas Roberts
68. Daniel Dae Kim
67. Sendhil Ramamurthy
66. Adam Levine
65. LL Cool J
64. Christopher Gorham
63. Matthew Rhys
62. Keanu Reeves
61. Johnny Depp
60. J.P. Calderone
59. Jason Behr
58. Andy Roddick
57. Jeremy Piven
56. Eric Dane
55. Clive Owen
54. Gerard Butler
53. Ben McKenzie
52. Neil Patrick Harris
51. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
50. Orlando Bloom
49. Zachary Quinto
48. Tyson Beckford
47. Josh Holloway
46. Matthew Fox
45. Paul Walker
44. Eric Bana
43. Jensen Atwood
42. Eric Mabius
41. Milo Ventimiglia
40. Jason Statham
39. David Beckham
38. Matthew McConaughey
37. Jared Padalecki
36. Cheyenne Jackson
35. Jensen Ackles
34. Randy Harrison
33. Josh Duhamel
32. Anderson Cooper
31. Chad Allen
30. David Boreanaz
29. Eddie Cibrian
28. Shemar Moore
27. Tom Welling
26. Wentworth Miller
25. Jamie Bamber
24. Ryan Gosling
23. Channing Tatum
22. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
21. Paul Rudd
20. Heath Ledger
19. Justin Timberlake
18. Ian Somerhalder
17. Gael Garcia Bernal
16. Mario Lopez
15. Patrick Wilson
14. Robert Gant
13. Christopher Meloni
12. Brad Pitt
11. Christian Bale
10. John Barrowman
9. Ryan Phillipe
8. T.R. Knight
7. Hugh Jackman
6. Ryan Reynolds
5. Taye Diggs
4. Gale Harold
3. Daniel Craig
2. Chris Evans
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
So the tally so far stands:
33 off the AfterEllen.com list
17 off the Maxim Hot 100
11 off the AfterElton.com list
Anyone know of a comparable list compiled by straight women somewhere? There's the People list, but you have to be an Eligible Bachelor to qualify for that one, which makes it not entirely the equivalent of the others.
The only Profound Trend I noticed is that AfterElton.com voters really dig their genre. Apollo, Angel, Cam Mitchell, Captain Jack? Both Winchester brothers, both Petrelli brothers? Clark Kent and Wolverine? Y'all are NERDS.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
So what the hell. Same rules -- I bolded not the ones that I find fascinating or awesome or charming or talented, but just the ones I would really, really like to fuck.
100. Zach Braff
99. Seth Green
98. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
97. James Purefoy
96. Darryl Stephens
95. Sufjan Stevens
94. Cillian Murphy
93. Tom Ford
92. George Clooney
91. Ben Browder
90. Jeremy Bloom
89. Billy Campbell
88. Brady Quinn
87. Jesse L. Martin
86. Peter Paige
85. Jesse Bradford
84. John Amaechi
83. Peter Sarsgaard
82. Adrian Pasdar
81. B.D. Wong
80. Enrique Iglesias
79. Ewan McGregor
78. John Krasinski
77. Jay Hernandez
76. Matt Damon
75. Jake Shears
74. Timothy Olyphant
73. Alexandre Despatie
72. Wilson Cruz
71. Cristiano Ronaldo
70. Kevin Zegers
69. Thomas Roberts
68. Daniel Dae Kim
67. Sendhil Ramamurthy
66. Adam Levine
65. LL Cool J
64. Christopher Gorham
63. Matthew Rhys
62. Keanu Reeves
61. Johnny Depp
60. J.P. Calderone
59. Jason Behr
58. Andy Roddick
57. Jeremy Piven
56. Eric Dane
55. Clive Owen
54. Gerard Butler
53. Ben McKenzie
52. Neil Patrick Harris
51. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
50. Orlando Bloom
49. Zachary Quinto
48. Tyson Beckford
47. Josh Holloway
46. Matthew Fox
45. Paul Walker
44. Eric Bana
43. Jensen Atwood
42. Eric Mabius
41. Milo Ventimiglia
40. Jason Statham
39. David Beckham
38. Matthew McConaughey
37. Jared Padalecki
36. Cheyenne Jackson
35. Jensen Ackles
34. Randy Harrison
33. Josh Duhamel
32. Anderson Cooper
31. Chad Allen
30. David Boreanaz
29. Eddie Cibrian
28. Shemar Moore
27. Tom Welling
26. Wentworth Miller
25. Jamie Bamber
24. Ryan Gosling
23. Channing Tatum
22. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
21. Paul Rudd
20. Heath Ledger
19. Justin Timberlake
18. Ian Somerhalder
17. Gael Garcia Bernal
16. Mario Lopez
15. Patrick Wilson
14. Robert Gant
13. Christopher Meloni
12. Brad Pitt
11. Christian Bale
10. John Barrowman
9. Ryan Phillipe
8. T.R. Knight
7. Hugh Jackman
6. Ryan Reynolds
5. Taye Diggs
4. Gale Harold
3. Daniel Craig
2. Chris Evans
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
So the tally so far stands:
33 off the AfterEllen.com list
17 off the Maxim Hot 100
11 off the AfterElton.com list
Anyone know of a comparable list compiled by straight women somewhere? There's the People list, but you have to be an Eligible Bachelor to qualify for that one, which makes it not entirely the equivalent of the others.
The only Profound Trend I noticed is that AfterElton.com voters really dig their genre. Apollo, Angel, Cam Mitchell, Captain Jack? Both Winchester brothers, both Petrelli brothers? Clark Kent and Wolverine? Y'all are NERDS.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
