i always take these hoping i'll be able to mock

[hth]

And yet sometimes, they come out to be depressingly accurate. Don't we all wish we were harder to pinpoint than this?

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf) Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Your exact opposite: The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. BEWARE: Genghis Khunt CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach, The Window Shopper Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: BettyPlotnick

My question is this: Who *are* these girls they want to hook me up with at OKCupid? Is the Maid of Honor honorable, or is she just looking to get married, stat? Will my Peach necessarily be a Southern girl, or is it more of an...inner...thing? I think I could probably recognize the Genghis Khunt, at least well enough to be afraid of her, so I'm cool there. I'm just wondering about the others. I suppose OKCupid is hoping I'll come back to their site and hang around long enough to find out.