what i did on my day off, by hth, age 31

1. Got up at UNGODLY HOUR OF MORNING, aka, 9:30. What? I work nights. I get home at 10 or 11, I lead my life until about 4 in the morning, and then I sleep til noon. It is my way. 9:30? Is like getting up at five in the fucking morning for me.

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