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No, seriously. Angel vids are a key component of my Super-Duper No, Seriously Really Real Plan to Take Over the World And/Or Write a Novel.

I'm not that sure why. My novel has no vampires, and is not set in L.A. -- Angel vids are generally chock full of vampires and L.A. My protagonist isn't especially Angel-like, except inasmuch as he's a big guy who can kick your ass but still feels pretty out of his depth among, well, people, and in, you know, situations. (Actually, now that I think about it, if David Boreanaz were to become the nexus of some horrible reality-sliding event and suddenly Seely Booth was the fearless leader of Angel Investigations, *that* would bear a certain resemblance to my novel. Ponderous....)

I don't really know, except that Angel is a good example of dark contemporary fantasy that lives in that grey zone between Dreadfully Epic and Excruciatingly Personal -- and that's what I'm trying to write.

Most books in this little mini sub-genre (the Urban Faerie Novel) seem to founder in that zone somewhere -- and I say this on the strength of having a Great Wonking List of Books (84, actually) within that sub-genre that I'm in the process of reading this year (the idea being that at least now if I peck out some horrible cliche, I'll realize I'm doing it -- the hope being that I'll get so pissed off at Those Things Everybody Keeps Doing that I'll dig up a better way to do it: and yes, I learned that trick from fandom). They either become these big sturm-und-drang bloodsoaked behemoths (I'm talking to *you,* Blood and Iron), or else they stay kind of weirdly private to the point where, you know, I hardly like *anybody* enough to care that much if they get to marry their elf boyfriend or not. (Another thing I've learned: chicks dig elves. What the fuck *is* that all about, anyway? Other than a massive promotional obstacle for my novel, where all the romantic leads are more your axe-wielding trollish barbarian type. What, I like guys who like to hit stuff. Is that so wrong?)

Anyway, my point is. Angel was good at that -- for all the utter incoherent sloppiness of a lot of the later seasons in terms of plot, it always managed to be very much about the characters while not descending into that kind of silly soapiness of bad fanfiction and bad television medical dramas, where I'm supposed to care about whoever's feelings more than I do about anything else in the fictional universe. So maybe I'm drawn to it right now for that reason.

Also, it always had great fight scenes. And I would just like to say that it is clearly MASSIVELY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE of me to have chosen fantasy as my primary genre, because you almost have to have, you know, action sequences. Which are really fucking terribly difficult to write, which is why I normally write slash, where you can just start at the part right after the action sequence that someone else kindly designed, scripted, blocked, filmed, and edited for you. However, after looking around in vain for some kind of ringer that I can bring in to write all my fight scenes for me, it seems I'm going to have to write them all myself. I had two in the last two chapters, which is why it took me THREE FUCKING WEEKS to write the last two chapters. Thank Christ I'm onto the part now where they all sit down and go, "What the hell just happened back there?" Standing around talking, woot!!11! The only way it could be better is if they were talking about their feelings. Which they aren't. They're pretty much still stuck back on, "Hey, remember when that guy stabbed me? WTF was up with that?"

You know what else helps me write? Chai lattes. It's pretty much chai lattes, Angel vids, and my seething sense of superiority to the people who are already writing these books -- like, wtf, Herbie Brennan and Laurell Hamilton, these are seriously what I'm up next to? Grrrr, arrg.

Date: 2007-02-25 09:48 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] carolyn-claire.livejournal.com
Just say no to elves. *loathes*

And Angel vids definitely kick ass. Two Words, man. And, um, Cowboy. Heh.

Date: 2007-02-25 06:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
My only pretty-elven-type guy is my villain. Who, when I originally put together the premise of this novel, lo these many years ago, was named Orlando, but obviously I had to change that, like, *thanks* Peter Jackson. Elves -- more trouble than they're worth!

Two Words is one of my, let's say, probably five favorite vids in the history of ever. God, I'm in awe of it.

Date: 2007-02-25 10:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] geekturnedvamp.livejournal.com
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I would love to see your list--I've been thinking a lot about the conventions of the genre lately myself and think a list of all the horrible cliches would be very useful, and I would be happy to help you with that.

Also, I am beyond thrilled that you're writing more of the novel, and I agree with you about elves. I actually hate elves and I have this thing where if I ever see the words "elf" or "elves" used in a query letter in a non-ironic way, I pretty much automatically throw it out. (The example I like to give of what would work for me is the friend of a friend who swore that if she didn't get into grad school she was going to move into her parent's basement and spend the next year learning to speak Elvish, because if she did that and wrote a novel about it I would TOTALLY request it). Of course then I took on an urban fantasy by an amazing writer with, you guessed it, ELVES, and naturally the elf is my favorite character in the whole thing, which is just like the universe mocking me or something. Every time I talk about this book I'm still like, wow, she got me to like elves, how did she DO that?

Finally, the less said about LKH the better.

Date: 2007-02-25 06:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
I had this goal to write the entire book without ever actually using the words "elf" or "faerie." Now I'm realizing that there's no way the human characters wouldn't say things like that, just because that's the only frame of reference they have. But I'm still thinking that my actual non-human characters consider both terms kind of tacky and embarrassing. *g*

I would totally read that book, with the failed grad student who spoke Elvish!

Date: 2007-02-25 10:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] halimede.livejournal.com
I'd love to see that list too. I love this genre but somehow end up finding mostly short stories.

Date: 2007-02-25 06:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
Well, I'll have to post it, then. I haven't decided whether I have the energy for actual book reviews, but I can at least type up the list so that people can take their chances. *g*

Date: 2007-02-25 06:56 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] halimede.livejournal.com
Wonderful! Reviews would be cool, but whether you get to them or not just having a list to put on a dartboard helps, you know?

Date: 2007-02-25 11:35 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] jcalanthe
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I for one am tremendously excited by the prospect of a novel from you. If I could write fight scenes at all, I would offer to help. :)

& I'll join the list of folks who'd be interested in hearing recs from your extensive reading. My Urban Fantasy knowledge pretty much stops and starts with Charles De Lint.

Date: 2007-02-25 06:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm tremendously excited about it, too, in between rounds of banging my head on the keyboard. *g*

I'll type up my list and post it, by popular demand. You know, I'm less of a De Lint fan than some people are, primarily because all of his books sound the same to me. I've read probably eight or ten of them, and I have literally no idea which was which, and that irritates me. And they just have this slow pace and this kind of quiet philosophical tone that is really not my thing, you know? I'm always like, This would be a great book if someone would get laid and someone would die violently.

I'm a simple girl, really. *g*

Date: 2007-02-25 01:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] liviapenn.livejournal.com
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There's a successful fantasy author named Herbie?

Date: 2007-02-25 06:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
Dude, Faerie Wars was on the New York Times bestseller list. They even released it in a YA version and an adult trade paperback version to maximize their audience. It started out not too bad, but then went no fucking place at all, and basically was a lot like Artemis Fowl, only less fun. I was promised it would be good! Trust *no one.*

Date: 2007-02-25 02:47 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] teh-no.livejournal.com
Chicks dig Elves? Guys do too. As Fargo says (http://www.gamespy.com/articles/494/494240p1.html), Elves are hot.

Date: 2007-02-25 06:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
Well, happily for me, guys don't write cheeseball contemporary fantasy novels about being swept off their feet by elven princesses who rescue them from their miserable lives. I guess maybe they write video games about it instead...?

Date: 2007-02-25 06:35 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] teh-no.livejournal.com
I don't know, I haven't played Zelda in a while.

Date: 2007-02-25 05:34 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] daemonluna.livejournal.com
I'm also now insanely curious about your list. Especially since a lot of the urban fantasy I've found lately has been... well, let's just say that if you want it to be a MAJOR PLOT TWIST that the one vampire is THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK then you would be better off not having every. single. other. vampire be someone historical and famous. (Cleopatra. Napoleon. Rastputin. Come ON.) Not to mention the one where the vampires SPARKLE in the sunlight...

Date: 2007-02-25 06:22 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hth-the-first.livejournal.com
I ruthlessly excluded all books with vampires from my list, because otherwise I'd be reading nothing the fuck else. Holy moly! I remember the original Hot Vampire boom in the early 90s, and now all of a sudden it's the new black again. I keep thinking I should read some, and then not doing it -- maybe when the novel is finished. *g* Although I did read Robin McKinley's *Sunshine* last year, and it was very good -- not great, but very good. What *was* great was the near-future setting, which was *amazing.* I wish she'd write a billion more novels in the same universe, because I really did fall in love with her world. Anyway, I'll post my list, but if you're looking for decent vampire/vampire-slayer type books, definitely check out *Sunshine.*

Date: 2007-02-25 07:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] sexdrugsfandom.livejournal.com
She's writing a sequel--I can't remember the details, but it's defintiely under contract.

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