Satisfaction
by Hth and
linabean
Rodney/Ronon
Summary:
THE BEST DAMN 18,000 WORD NC-17 ROMANTIC COMEDY ABOUT IMPOTENCE YOU WILL READ ALL YEAR! (And by "best," we mean "only.")
From the Credit Where Credit is Due Department:
So basically, it works like this. The plot and all the really funny lines came from Caroline. Most of the sex and the talking about their feelings came from me. Rodney, Ronon, Sheppard, and everyone else in the story came from, I don't know, Cooper and Wright and some committee at Paramount. I don't even wanna know where Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders came from.
liviapenn came from heaven above and delivered an excellent beta.
WARNINGS:
Mild s3 spoilers, including the usual for "Sunday." Swearing. Sex. Alcohol. Talking about feelings. Talking about Rodney's weight. Many, many italics. Sheppard using the word "penis" a lot. Manly tears -- no, just kidding about that one! There's no crying this time.
by Hth and
Rodney/Ronon
Summary:
THE BEST DAMN 18,000 WORD NC-17 ROMANTIC COMEDY ABOUT IMPOTENCE YOU WILL READ ALL YEAR! (And by "best," we mean "only.")
From the Credit Where Credit is Due Department:
So basically, it works like this. The plot and all the really funny lines came from Caroline. Most of the sex and the talking about their feelings came from me. Rodney, Ronon, Sheppard, and everyone else in the story came from, I don't know, Cooper and Wright and some committee at Paramount. I don't even wanna know where Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders came from.
WARNINGS:
Mild s3 spoilers, including the usual for "Sunday." Swearing. Sex. Alcohol. Talking about feelings. Talking about Rodney's weight. Many, many italics. Sheppard using the word "penis" a lot. Manly tears -- no, just kidding about that one! There's no crying this time.
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Date: 2007-07-11 09:35 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-07-13 04:42 am (UTC)From:I feel like I'm babbling now, but anyway -- I'm glad you thought it was funny and interesting!
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Date: 2007-07-11 02:56 pm (UTC)From:(I do, of course, hope that there will someday be a sequel? You know, when Ronon is feeling, shall we say, better?)
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Date: 2007-07-13 05:04 am (UTC)From:I'm holding the sequel in reserve for a day when I'm just possessed by the urge to write some porn *g*
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Date: 2007-07-11 03:36 pm (UTC)From:Seriously, loved it.
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Date: 2007-07-13 05:13 am (UTC)From:yes, yes
Date: 2007-07-11 03:38 pm (UTC)From:Re: yes, yes
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Date: 2007-07-11 06:21 pm (UTC)From:Ha! *I* cried -- with laughter, and then with tears, and then with "awww, woobie!" I do want the followup story, though, the one with Mutual Satisfaction And Also Fireworks.
do you mean to imply that Sheppard knows about Ronon's impotence? Because that's sort of what I gathered ... and I wondered *how* he knew. Not that Sheppard would be the guy I'd want to be with if there were sexual issues, because *he can't talk*.
Oh man, there are so many good lines -- it's like hearing both of you do ep recaps for 18K words.
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Date: 2007-07-13 05:38 am (UTC)From:Re: Sheppard, toward the end of his big offworld scene with Rodney, he figures out what's really going on. And I agree with you, it is kind of sad that Rodney doesn't have anyone better to discuss his sex life with, because, wow, bottom of the barrel, there! Poor awkward Sheppard.
I'm so glad the story entertained you.
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Date: 2007-07-11 07:34 pm (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2007-07-11 08:10 pm (UTC)From:This is hot and sweet and poignant and funny and so many other things, I don't know what to say. Except I really enjoyed it! Rodney's the perfect mix of confidence and insecurity, John is just so John I want to squeeze him (and watch the look of horror on his face) and Ronon... Ronon is wonderful.
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Date: 2007-07-12 04:11 am (UTC)From:Oh, and also not expecting a porn movie plot to cause a relationship crisis. Because who pays attention to the plot? I'm sort of surprised they didn't fastforward through it, even for communal viewing.
Anyway, this was an awesome, awesome story and I loved it.
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Date: 2007-07-12 06:29 am (UTC)From:And then I came to a bit that made me cry. I don't know what do with this story, but thanks for writing it.
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Date: 2007-07-16 04:13 pm (UTC)From:Love!
Date: 2007-07-12 10:22 am (UTC)From: (Anonymous)Re: Love!
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Date: 2007-07-12 11:55 pm (UTC)From:Awesomely hilarious, tender, sweet and actually kind of thoughtful. The look on Sheppard's face during Rodney's Theoretical Penis conversation, and when he accuses Rodney of breaking Ronon--never described, god I can see them. I love the way that Rodney sees Ronon, all the parts that no one else gets to see or have.
Just wonderful!
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