new fic: Satisfaction (SGA, Rodney/Ronon)

[hth]

Satisfaction
by Hth and linabean
Rodney/Ronon

Summary:
THE BEST DAMN 18,000 WORD NC-17 ROMANTIC COMEDY ABOUT IMPOTENCE YOU WILL READ ALL YEAR! (And by "best," we mean "only.")

From the Credit Where Credit is Due Department:
So basically, it works like this. The plot and all the really funny lines came from Caroline. Most of the sex and the talking about their feelings came from me. Rodney, Ronon, Sheppard, and everyone else in the story came from, I don't know, Cooper and Wright and some committee at Paramount. I don't even wanna know where Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders came from. liviapenn came from heaven above and delivered an excellent beta.

WARNINGS:
Mild s3 spoilers, including the usual for "Sunday." Swearing. Sex. Alcohol. Talking about feelings. Talking about Rodney's weight. Many, many italics. Sheppard using the word "penis" a lot. Manly tears -- no, just kidding about that one! There's no crying this time.

Comments

[walkawayslowly.livejournal.com]

Okay, normally I would never leave a "omg I never read this pairing but this was so good" feedback post, but I CAN'T HELP IT. I never read this pairing! The McShep is so obvious to me I've never been able to pull my head out of it long enough to read anything else. But, well, Ronon is ridiculously hot, and the "best damn romantic comedy about impotence you will read all year" tag line is HILARIOUS and catchy and made me very curious so I gave your 18,000 word fic a try. AND I LOVED IT. I loved it a lot. Ronon is hot like fire, and I love that he's kind of stupidly in love with Rodney without being able to say it, I love that he's weirdly fine with being impotent, because it'll work itself out eventually. I love that he's playful and smart and funny and HOT. And the end is pretty much made up of amazing.

And I think that's it. :D